1980 Caucasian For Sale

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Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

Just a reminder, the BMW is still for sale. But in case you don't want a BMW for Valentine's, Bobas is also selling a caucasian. Details below.

1980 Caucasian
$4.02

GREAT CONDITION, LOW MILES, PREMIUM PACKAGE, CLEAN & WELL KEPT

STANDARD FEATURES
-5'11
-190 lbs
-Dirty Blond
-Blue Eyes
-Medium/Athletic build

COMFORT AND CONVENIENCE FEATURES
-Self Cleaning
-Honest, sometimes brutally
-Owns a Condo
-Non-smoking

OPTIONS AND ADDITIONAL UPGRADES
-Glasses
-Software Engineer
-Great sense of humor

Premium Package
-Need I say more?

ADDITIONALS:
-Recently abandoned
-Used, but near mint condition

E-mail bobasblog@gmail.com if you're interested.

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Update:
The 1980 Caucasian has been sold.

3 comments:

eazy said...

$4.02 is kinda expensive... is there an after-valentine sale? say, 50% off?

Jimmy said...

The sale is still on! And yes, 50% is definitely possible.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to get a refund please. Who do I need to talk to?